I'm standing right here with a beer in my hand
And my mouth is full of sand and I don't understand
Big fat fingers pointing into my face
Telling me to get busy cleaning up this place
Fourteen days I've been sleeping in a barn
Headache and a paycheck tattooed on my arm
Whistling Dixie with the dixie cup filled
With the barbecue sauce and the dental floss chilled
I got bent like a wet cigarette
And she's coming after me with a butterfly net
Riding on a bloodhound ringing a bell
Black cat wrapped in a road map of hell
Pencil on my leg and I'm trying not to beg
Taking turns baking worms with the bacon and eggs
Now they got me in a bird cage flapping my jaw
Like a pretzel in the stars just waiting to fall
So give me what I got to get so I can go
Cos I ain't washing dishes in a ditch no more
Cos I ain't gonna work for no soul-sucking jerk
I'm gonna take it all back and I ain't saying jack
Cos I ain't gonna work for no soul-sucking jerk
I'm gonna take it all back and I ain't saying jack
You know it
That's right
Rockin' the town like a moldy crouton
Flying through the air with breeze
I got a job making money for the man
Throwing chicken in a bucket with a soda pop can
Puke green uniform on my back
I had to set it on fire in a vat of chicken fat
I leaped on the counter like a bird with no hair
Running through the mini mall in my underwear
I got lost downtown
Couldn't find a ride home
The sun went down
I got frozen to the bone
Till a hooker let me share her fake fur coat
As I took a little nap the cops picked up us both
I tried to explain I was only trying to get warm
I knew I never ever should have burnt my uniform
He said, "Too bad
Better bite the bullet hard son"
I didn't have no teeth so I stole his gun
And I crawled out the window with my shadow on a spoon
Dancing on the roof shooting holes in the moon
Aww yeah
What're you doing
Aww yeah
Aww yeah
Oh yeah
Aww yeah
What're you doing
Aww yeah
Aww yeah
Oh yeah
Aww yeah
What're you doing
Aww yeah
Aww yeah
Oh yeah
Aww yeah
What're you doing
Aww yeah
Aww yeah
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NOTES:
Just like the title says, this is an unused version of "Soul Suckin' Jerk".
APPEARS ON:
Loser
YEAR RELEASED:
1994
LENGTH:
6:09
WRITTEN BY:
Beck Hansen
PRODUCED BY:
Beck Hansen
Tom Grimley
STUDIO:
Poop Alley Studios
PERFORMERS:
Beck Hansen
Vocals
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